Total Medals Earned: 774 (From 166 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,840 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (55/55 points)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)
Medals Earned: 39/48 (295/355 points)
Medals Earned: 8/20 (65/440 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/450 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (20/490 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (200/440 points)
Medals Earned: 5/8 (90/265 points)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (60/305 points)
Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
You got your first perfect level score.
You've got 15 Perfect Scores!
You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Collect all energy in the first level
Find the first secret area
Find the second secret area
But before you do, think of all the kittens
Kill all enemies in Normal Mode
Collect all energy in Normal Mode
Kill 5 enemies in 5 seconds
Finish the game in Normal Mode
Find the third secret area
Found the fourth secret area
Found the fifth secret area
Kill all enemies in Hard Mode
Make an enemy fall to his death
Collect all energy in Hard Mode
Finish the game in Hard Mode
Completed 5 levels
Kill 50 rats
Destroyed 10 kind rats
Kill 10 rats in the fire
Completed 20 levels
2 Weeks Ago
Drown 15 rats
Completed the whole game
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Get the "Pope" class (10 stars).
Complete the game without the use of hints.
Because the chicken was waiting for it on the other side.
Achieve a perfect score (300).
Unlock all the paintings in the gallery.
On Master difficulty, complete the game in no more than 60 seconds AND achieve a pope ranking.
Beat the game four times without closing it.
